Certified Emotion Go ahead, put it in writing!
The Silly Services
About us
Certified Emotion is part of the Silly Services brand of websites created to amuse and entertain you (and also make us a little bit of money).
Certified Emotion is a division of JaredJared Enterprises located in Cleveland, Ohio where Jared loves evervyone!
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you for real?
To quote Descartes - 'I certify emotions, therefore I am'.
We are in fact a very real company offering a very silly service.
How much does it cost?
$1.37 (that's right $1.37). We feel it is a very silly number.
How do I pay you?
We take PayPal.
What do I actually get?
We create an online customized Declaration of Emotion that documents that you feel the way you feel and all the rights and privileges that go along with it. This is available as both a weblink and a downloadable image (for integration into your website, MySpace (hehe), Facebook, or whatever).
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You also get placed in our online registry!
Morally – you are raised to a superior plane of existence. Then you you can look down on others and say “I have emoted!”
Didn't you used to sell real certificates?
Yes, but it wasn't actually silly enough for the Silly Services brand. If you really want a fancy 8.5” x 11” parchment certificate (framed or unframed) bearing the official seal of Silly Services just contact us and we can arrange something.
Can I feel anything?
Sure. Go ahead and feel away but on this site it is only love, like, and hate!
You have like - why not dislike?
I give you an inch and you take a mile! We figure if you are bothering to get a certificate you might as well just hate that thing that you dislike.
You mean I can love or hate anything?
Well not quite. You can love or hate peas, but you can only love Tom Cruise. I mean you can hate him - you just can't do it here. Please remember we don't tolerate any hate speech here so go ahead and hate your vegetables but please love your friends and neighbors.
Why are you doing this?
We at Certified Emotion feel that there are just not enough silly services in the world. We also feel that we all deserve the right to express ourselves.
What if emoting isn't my cup of tea?
Don't worry! Here at Silly Services we offer a wide variety of silly services. Just check out our other sites.
How long have you been doing this?
Longer than we should have, longer than we should have.
What gives you the right?
Nothing whatsoever. But to be honest we aren't selling legal rights or privileges just moral superiority - and you can't put a price on that. Oh well we did - so I guess you can.
What makes you different from the competition?
What competition?
Are you recognized by any official organizations?
Funnily enough, when we walk down the street - we don't get recognized by anyone.
What if I run across someone who feels the way I do?
Date them! Marry them! Listen to Pete Frampton together!
Do you people realize that this is insane?
Yes - but we don't care. And what is this 'You People' crap?
Can I get another copy of the declaration?
It's digital - just download it again!
What if I have other questions?
Then ask them!
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